This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i think my mom watched the whole time
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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