his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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