I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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