Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
What happened to fro yo and sex?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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