this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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