Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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