That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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