it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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