In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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