its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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