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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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