I understand Curling. That high.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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