Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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