You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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