Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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