You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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