I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
