i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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