lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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