normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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