Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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