My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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