ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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