Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize