i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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