He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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