Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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