The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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