dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Randomize
