Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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