sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think people are normalizing furries
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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