Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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