all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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