If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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