Your tits are I can't wait for
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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