that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I wish you could order shots online.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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