You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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