3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You may now shotgun with the bride
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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