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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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