Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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