ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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