if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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