sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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