That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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