She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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