I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
should my penis look like a turkey
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Randomize