Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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