This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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