Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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