He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize