We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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