no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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