I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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