Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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