she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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