yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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