: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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